Where are the mashed potatoes?

iguanamouth:

OF COURSRSSSITS AN ARNJ

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

soupery:

AT buns!! hah told you guys id do it
happy easter! uvu

soupery:

AT buns!! hah told you guys id do it

happy easter! uvu

foodstain:

see u later space cowboy

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me

atopfourthwall:

cacnea:

darthmedivh:

cacnea:

take a moment to look how far we’ve come

take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.

take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms

And a ball.

And not just one ball, but TWO balls.

A smaller ball evolves into a larger ball.

All generations have Pokémon you don’t like.

Get over it.

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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jathis:

geekycrap:

pleatedjeans:

via

checkmate, nerds

MIKKY NO

jathis:

geekycrap:

pleatedjeans:

via

checkmate, nerds

MIKKY NO