Michael Jones' interesting/out-of-the-box observations in Rage Quit videos
Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious.
Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds
i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
we expand and repair all dongs
The funny thing is this image isn’t even edited
Scaredy-pants is afraid of a tiny feather